Sunday October 11, 2015
Monday October 05th 2015, 5:15 pm
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What? VH1 & CPF are finally hitched? Let’s celebrate! (now, get a room you two and use protection this time) ;-)

Details: meet in the parking lot behind Dunkin Donuts. Look for the big yellow truck. Trail will range from 3mi to 6 blocks, depending on the pounding in our heads! (Head? Who said head?)

Trail ends at our place, and you can stick around and watch the Chiefs play da Bears- we’ll have food & drink. ON-ON!

Saturday October 3, 2015
Tuesday September 29th 2015, 6:23 am
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The Bitches are back. Start is James Buchanan HS… aka Gordon Parks Elem. School
3715 Wyoming

230pm is the start of study hall for all sweat hogs in attendance, detention for all the backsliders and other rif-raf.

Saturday September 26, 2015
Wednesday September 23rd 2015, 7:38 pm
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Get your birthday suits ready! This will be a 3 or 4 mile trail, depending on if I can get out of bed Saturday morning. Cupcakes will probably be provided? Heck if I know, I’m terrible at planning things; however, there will be beer (yay!).

Saturday September 19, 2015
Monday September 14th 2015, 4:59 pm
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Aye!! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sept 19! That’s right land lubbers, your excuse to talk like a drunken sailor goes global! I Is EZ and Odor Eater are laying a 3m turkey/4m eagle as we pillage and plunder through the Plaza! Meet at Westport Ale House (4128 Broadway, KCMO) at 2:30pm. Pack steps off at 3pm. Dress like a pirate and enjoy two grog stops and a shot check.

Sunday September 13, 2014
Wednesday September 09th 2015, 5:18 pm
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Sunday Trail!
Hare:  Fast Chug
Time: 2:30
Meet at the Missouri Riverfront Trail/West Trailhead
Can’t find an actual address but directions are:
From 635 South- Take Hwy 9 North, take the first left after NW Intercon Road (just past the levee gate) onto an unnamed road.  Follow the road as it curves right then take your first left into the trailhead parking lot.
From Parkville-Take Hwy 9 south, take the second right after the Conoco tanks onto an unnamed road.  Follow the road as it curves right then take your first left into the trailhead parking lot.

39°10’42.0″N 94°39’21.5″W

39.178333, -94.655972

On on!

Friday September 4, 2015
Sunday August 30th 2015, 5:05 pm
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Friday Night Lights edition of KCH3!! Lick and Two Wall Banger will hare this kickoff to the Labor Day weekend, Friday style!
Distance: Turkey/eagle trail 3/5 miles.
Beer stops: minimum 2 possibly more.
Hares away at 7. Bring hash cash, whistle, cranium lamps if you have them, and virgins too.

Saturday August 29, 2015
Tuesday August 25th 2015, 5:56 am
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Pretty Woman finally hares a trail – kind of.

After our experience in the Puzzle Room I thought I would continue the despair. Instead of hash marks, packets will be thrown down that have clues to where the next spot is. I think others have done similar trails but this will be my first time and it is something different so my only goal is that hopefully it won’t be an entirely BS.

It’s mainly a walkers trail but FRB’s can be give locations that they can sprint to. Also, Macken Park is a very family friendly, police patrolling park. Just a heads up. Planned meet up in the parking lot at

Saturday August 22, 2015
Thursday August 20th 2015, 4:45 pm
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This is VAJJ & CCAB’s annual summer BBQ hash trail!

We did it last summer and so we decided to do it again this summer. And we are celebrating our 17 year anniversary . . . a few weeks late!

Wear a stupid heart/love shirt, pink shorts, a red and pink tutu and bring your achy breaky heart!

Trail: Turkey=4ish miles /Eagle split =6ish miles


PLEASE BRING $8 for hash cash to help us cover the food.

No need to bring anything else – we’ll be providing the food and Kyle and Gary will be grilling hamburgers, hot dogs and brats for us.

As always, beer is provided by the hares/KCH3.

Saturday August 15, 2015
Monday August 10th 2015, 5:22 pm
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Shit Fucks Leaves and Pussybility will hare this debacle.Join us for a Birthday Hash in the Historic Northeast there will be beer stops, urban shiggy, and more.

Dress up as a crazy cat lady or wear a crazy cat lady inspired shirt from the thrift store just leave the poop at home.

This idea transpired from VAJJ and Ass Bleacher adopting another pussy…



Saturday August 8, 2015
Friday August 07th 2015, 6:54 am
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Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy are haring this weekend. The weather is gonna be awesome! No need to road whore to BH4 Bungle, when we’re gonna “Fun’gle” here in the KC.

Make your way to OOE/TF’s home turf by 2:30 pm. Hares away at 3ish.

What to bring:
1. Yourself
2. Virgins
3. $7 hash cash
4. Sense of humor
5. Thirst for beer
6. Shiggy socks
7. Change of clothes (optional)
8. Side dish (with food) to share (optional)
9. Tent (to crash in – optional)
10. Thirst for beer

We will grill hot dogs, provide chips and whatever else I decide to make.


Wednesday August 5, 2015
Monday August 03rd 2015, 8:42 am
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Lick is getting old, and it’s easier on the knees to ride a bike than run… so he wants to Bash on his B-day! There will be a 3 mile walkers trail and a DP at The Other Place. What more can you ask for!

Saturday August 1, 2015
Thursday July 30th 2015, 11:53 am
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  • at 2:30pm – 6:30pm
    2 days from now
  • Kansas City B-Cycle Station – 3rd and Grand

Please wear your best KCH3 attire as we hash through the Free City Market beer festival. There will be a split, fat-boy / trail split. The trail will be about 3 miles and then the fest will be the beer stop, fat-boy will just bring you back into the beer fest. I figure wearing your best KCH3 attire might help with our virgin contest and convert the muggles to hashers!

Beer cost at the fest: Four beer tickets — that’s four 6-ounce pours or two 12-ounce pours — goes for $10. And $20 buys you 10 tickets.

So bring CASH! and your ID.

We will leave the fest about 5pm to finish trail to the bar were we will do circle. The fest is officially over at 6pm, so I figure most of the beer will be done by then.

This is a pay as you go hash, so I will buy a few pitchers for circle, if anyone wants to chip in that would be cool. Circle/ On after will be at Caddy Shack, incase you get lost/ campout drunk at beer fest/ and feel the need to find the rest of us!

Wednesday July 29, 2015
Monday July 27th 2015, 3:24 pm
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HARES: VAJJ & 2 Wall Bangers

-Trail starts at VAJJ’s house

- Wear TuTu’s

- There will be Big Wheel/Trike Races at the end before Circle . . . if two hashers bring a big wheel or trike.

Saturday July 25, 2015
Monday July 20th 2015, 12:18 pm
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O.M.G! Mamm Wich is not only haring, but blessing those attending to get their mouths on a wet, delicious Yuengling! More details to come!!

June 4,5, & 6 2010 – Camp G-Spot
Wednesday June 09th 2010, 8:56 pm
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March 17, 2010 – St. Pats Parade
Thursday March 18th 2010, 1:22 am
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KCH3 QR Code and DataMatrix
Friday January 29th 2010, 1:17 pm
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January 30, 2010 – Bloody Sunday Hash
Wednesday January 27th 2010, 9:33 pm
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January 2010 – Babe’s Hash Cruise
Monday January 25th 2010, 11:26 am
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The Pubic Hare
Friday December 18th 2009, 2:19 pm
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One For the Harriettes.
Wednesday October 28th 2009, 1:06 am
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It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up.

Roster and Circle Docs
Thursday October 22nd 2009, 8:50 am
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September 19, 2009 – Talk Like a Pirate Hash
Monday September 21st 2009, 8:26 am
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September 11, 2009 – Team America Hash
Tuesday September 15th 2009, 2:10 pm
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August 15, 2009 – The Poor Hash
Wednesday September 02nd 2009, 2:50 pm
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August 1, 2009 – Lughnasadh Day Hash
Wednesday September 02nd 2009, 2:34 pm
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July 18, 2009 – Skunktacular Batchelorganza Pub-Crash
Wednesday September 02nd 2009, 2:20 pm
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July 16, 2009 – Rosedale Romp
Wednesday September 02nd 2009, 2:12 pm
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July 4, 2009 – Short Fuse Hash!
Tuesday September 01st 2009, 4:07 pm
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June 20, 2009 – EZ’s Birthday Hash
Sunday August 23rd 2009, 9:04 am
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