Saturday November 29th, 2014
Monday November 24th 2014, 5:33 pm
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Get your color back after all that Black Friday nonsense and enjoy a Happy Drinksgiving Trail, Saturday, Nov. 29! Pre-Lube/start at the Sunset Bar & Grill, 8123 Parallel Pkwy, Kansas City, KS 66112. Expect a 3 mile turkey (and possible eagle) with brown-bag surprises and a very special beer stop (it’s special because there’s beer). Odor Eater and I Is EZ are haring this drunken mess. Meet up 2:30pm, on-out at 3pm.

Saturday November 22, 2014
Friday November 21st 2014, 7:29 am
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Im recycling my Ground Hogs trail that wasn’t. It was planned as a 2 mile trail but im working on adding some distance since we aren’t covered in a sheet of ice this weekend. Not expecting much shiggy unless it comes with the added mileage. Wear a tutu or don’t. Fairy wings are welcome too.

There are 2 parking lots not sure which i will choose but look for my red dodge caliber and you will find beer and chalk talk near.

Not sure I’ll make it to pre-lube but Drivers Sports Cafe is a few
blocks from the park.

Saturday November 15, 2014
Tuesday November 11th 2014, 10:32 pm
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Shit Fuck Leave and Just Marcel will hare trail #1136. Details coming soon. Everyone show up so we can tell Marcel how shitty his first haring was. ;-)

Saturday November 8, 2014
Wednesday November 05th 2014, 9:58 pm
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  • at 2:30pm – 7:30pm
  • 95th & Metcalf Ave, Overland Park, KS

    *******ADDRESS CHANGE******
    Meet behind Honey Baked Hams
    8927 Metcalf
Two Wall Banger and Lick Van Winkle are harring this A-to-A shitacular! Meet up area is north part of old Metcalf South Mall. Think it might be a tad nippy? Quit your bitchin and warm up at the on-after at Margarita’s Paradise (more than 28 tequilas and 12 beers on tap).Trail between 3 to 4 miles. Unlimited beers (okay, until we run out). Be there, amigo’s!!

Sunday November 2, 2014
Wednesday October 29th 2014, 5:25 pm
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  • at 9:30am – 5:00pm
    4 days from now
  • Sni A Bar Road & E. 51st Terr, Kansas City, MO

PMS & Extenze for Menz are haring this all-out blowout. If you never participated in a Chiefs Tailgate Trail, you’re in for a treat. No worries about parking at the stadium since the trail will lead you there!

Meet near the intersection of Sni A Bar Rd and E. 51st Terr. You should see some of us parked along the street. The only thing you’ll need to bring is yourself. We’re providing the beer, food and television to watch the action.


Saturday October 25, 2014
Sunday October 19th 2014, 3:15 pm
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It’s that time of year – WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER TRAIL!! Cotton Pickin’ F#cker and Fast Chug will lay multi-beer stops featuring various international beers. You’ve heard correctly everyone- Fast Chug and multi-beer stops in the same sentence!! This is one you beer nerds won’t want to miss.

Where: parking lot across the street from China Town food Market (201 Grand Blvd)
Hares: Fast Chug and Cotton

Saturday October 18th, 2014
Wednesday October 15th 2014, 6:18 am
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KCH3 Drunk Walking Dead Hash
When: October 18, 2014
Time: 2:30pm
Where: Missy B’s
Hares: VAJJ
NO HASH CASH (pay as you go)
- Bring ID’s & CASH
-Zombie Shiggy?
-Expect Impromptu Bar Stops

Sunday October 12, 2014
Thursday October 09th 2014, 9:16 pm
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Just Russ and Fast Chug are haring a special edition KCH3 Sunday Funday!! No local sportsballz that day (Chiefs have a bye / travel day for Royals) so COME HAVE FUN WITH US THIS SUNDAY, OCT 12TH. Meet up at 2:30pm at Roanoke Park (look it up!) by the Community Center parking lot.

Saturday October 4, 2014
Friday October 03rd 2014, 4:43 pm
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Solo Sex Rex will hare this mothertruckin’ trail! A to A starting at the AMV Pro Bowl, 505 E 18th Ave, N Kansas City, MO 64116. Meet in the west parking lot. Meetup at 2:30, hare away at 3pm. Come join us for this convoy!

Saturday September 27, 2014
Wednesday September 24th 2014, 6:22 pm
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Spank my lederhosen and call me a German helmeted soldier of love! It’s time for HASHTOBERFEST!! PMS & virgin hare Just Chris will lay a Scheiße Turkey/Eagle trail to stumble along on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Trail meet-up starts at KC Bier Co at 2:30pm. Pre-lube starts anytime after 11pm, at the KC Bier Company! It’s their 1st annual Oktoberfest and admission is free! Polka band and great Bavarian beer. PROST!

Btw…parking can be a challenge around there. Follow this link to see suggested places to park.!parking/c1tqr

Saturday September 20, 2014
Wednesday September 17th 2014, 6:24 am
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  • at 2:30pm – 7:30pm
  • Show Map
    1100 West 100th St., Kansas City, Mo 64114

Ass Bleacher and VAJJ are haring this trail. YOU are bringing the hair. Style a ‘stache as we hash. Don’t confuse ‘stache with “stash”. We don’t need to get our fingers all sticky flipping through your porn. Ass Bleacher has plenty to go around.

Dog and stroller friendly. On After at Casa de Bleacher. Burgers Brats and Dogs provided. Underwear Optional.
More details to come!!


September 13, 2014
Wednesday September 10th 2014, 6:01 am
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Gawd damn!! The weather will be crisp and so will be the beer. Just Alexis and Solo Sex Rex will take us through the Waldo neighborhood for some urban shiggy. Details to come very soon!!

Prelube at my house in Waldo..see you there!

Saturday September 6, 2014
Thursday September 04th 2014, 6:38 am
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When: Sat, Sept 6th
Where: Waldo Pizza, Lee’s Summit
Hares: Air Traffic Cuntroller, MILF and Titman

The last time we hashed in Lee’s Summit, there was some serious debauchery (as always). Join us for #1126!

Saturday August 30, 2014
Thursday August 28th 2014, 6:39 am
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Chap Bitch and You Did What are haring a Saturday trail for the extended holiday weekend! Labor away with beer, friends and some shitty trail!

Meet up at:
Burg & Barrel
7042 W 76th Street
Overland Park Ks

A to B trail

2:30pm start. Hares away at 2:45pm

Saturday August 23, 2014
Tuesday August 19th 2014, 6:41 pm
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  • at 2:30pm
  • 3308 N. 53rd St, Kansas City, KS

We All Scream Ice Cream Hash
When: August 23, 2014
Time: 2:30
Where: The house of Fast Chug and Chihuahua, 3308 N. 53rd St., Kansas City, KS 66104
Hares: Chihuahua
Plan on attending the Christ the King Church annual Ice Cream Social after circle. Bring some extra cash to buy beer and ice cream (if they haven’t already run out), and plan a few games of chance.
Wear your kilt! My fellow parishioners love kilts!

Saturday August 16, 2014
Tuesday August 12th 2014, 3:56 pm
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When: Aug 16 / 2:30pm meetup – On-Out 3pm
Where: Johnny’s Tavern, 13131 Shawnee Mission Pkwy, Shawnee, KS 66216
Hares: Odor Eater and I Is EZ

First thing – make sure you download Google Maps. You can use Apple Maps, but it may not get you as close to the next mark. No smartphone? Just follow an idiot with one.

Here’s an example of the marks you’ll see:
39.014007, -94.738240

Search the mapping coordinate using your map app, it should take you to start of the trail (Johnny’s Tavern). I’ll explain more in chalk talk, but you’ll see these marks on trail that will take you to the next mapping coordinates. This will be an turkey (3.3 miles) / eagle (4.2 miles) trail.

Btw…this is the NEW Johnny’s Tavern location and it has two levels of outdoor patios!!

Saturday August 9, 2014
Tuesday August 05th 2014, 10:13 pm
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Groin Rule Double, Three-Legged Racist and Just Alice are laying their first KCH3 trail at the friendly confines of the Caddyshack Bar & Grill. . So we got that goin’ for us, which is nice! Caddy Shack, 700 E 3rd St, Kansas City, MO 64106

Saturday August 2, 2014
Monday July 28th 2014, 9:28 am
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Date:  Saturday August 2, 2014
Time:  2:30pm/ Hare away before 3:00pm
Location:  Riverside Red X
                  2401 NW Platte Rd
                  Riverside, MO  54150
Hare:   Fast Chug
Enough said.


Saturday July 26, 2014
Monday July 21st 2014, 2:08 pm
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Hares: Just Kyle and Just Nick

Where: Westport Sun Fresh parking lot by the purple recycling bin.

When: 2:30 meetup / 3pm On-Out

Pre-Lube: Kelly’s Westport Inn

We got virgins and they’re gonna lay a frickin’ trail! Now THIS should be interesting!

Saturday July 19, 2014
Sunday July 13th 2014, 5:11 pm
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Naked Rider is planning to lay a bloody good trail! Dress up for the Prom or your favorite Carrie character. Or just show up and jeer at everyone who dressed up…just watch out…they’ll go all CARRIE on your asses!

When: July 19th, 2014
Time: 2:30p / On Out at 3p
Where: Shawnee Mission South High
(not sure which parking lot, but we’ll add that soon)
5800 W 107th St, Overland Park, KS 66207
Hash Cash: $6

Saturday July 12, 2014
Tuesday July 08th 2014, 11:15 am
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Hare: MammWich (not Mamm Witch… or Mamm bitch people!)

Pre-Lube/On-In and On-After: Nick and Nino’s Pub.

It is across from the Airport Embassy Suites Hotel the Tiffany Springs Exit off of I29. There is also a Nick and Nino’s Car Service, they own the Pub too, so don’t go to the wrong place, but I am sure they can show you the right place!!!

Trail: It will be about 8 miles, so if you think you are going to need a camel back bring it.

Shiggy: None, totally concert and asphalt like this city girl likes it. Unless horse shit counts as shiggy, then there is shiggy.

Dogs and Babies: Some of the trail there is no side walk, but it is in the middle of nowhere, so I see your baby or dog getting run over by a horse. The bar has a deck, I am looking to getting it for us and some pitcher deals. I will ask if dogs are allowed on the deck.

Beer stops: One right now, maybe 2, or 3….

I promise more length on this trail and less dead things. And thats about it, you don’t get a shittier hare than me!

Saturday July 5, 2014
Monday June 30th 2014, 11:33 am
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‘Merica Fuck Yeah Hash!
When: July 5, 2014
Time: 2:30pm / Hares out 3pm
Where: Antioch Acres Park (8282 W 74th St), Parking lot entrance is on Hardy Street
Hares: Immaculate Cuntception and Solo Sex Rex

For those who do not read event details, THIS IS A FUCKING PICNIC. Memorial Day was so much fun, let’s do it again. This park worked really well for us.

Bring a vessel.
Bring a side dish.
Bring your big girl panties.

If you can’t make trail, come for on-after. Hash cash covers trail beer. On-after is BYOB.

Saturday June 28, 2014
Monday June 23rd 2014, 1:45 pm
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Spawns of June KCH3 #1116
When: June 28, 2014
Time: 2:30pm meet-up / On-Out at 3pm
Where: Shark’s Restaurant & Billiards
10320 Shawnee Mission Pkwy, Shawnee, KS 66203
Hare: Odor Eater
Hash Cash: $6

There’s something about September that puts legs in the air like your mama didn’t care. There’s a crapload of wanks with June b-days, so we honor their dad’s happy ending with a trail! Expect a T/E split, BS, SS and sore asses. Who’s a Spawn of June? I Is EZ, Chihuahua, Chap Bitch, GBAD, Extenze for Menz, PMS, Services Retards…who else am I missing?  Join us so we can wish them a HBFU!


Saturday June 21, 2014
Wednesday June 18th 2014, 7:44 am
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What: Waldo Limp Along KCH3 #1115
Date: June 21, 2014
Where: KC Bier Co, 310 W. 79th St, KCMO, 4114
Cost: $1.50 exact change – (details below)
Time: Meet up Noon / On-Out 12:45pm*

You’ll need $1.50 for the bus. At 12:45, we’ll move on-out for the bus stop. Technically, there’s no hash cash. Buy your own as we crawl. There will be a circle with FREE BEER (provided by the hash/hare). This 1.5-mile limp-along covers four bars and a shot check. On-after is back at KC Bier Co.

Let me be clear…this kickass Limp-Along has nothing to do with the lameass “Waldo Crawldo” later that evening. Hence, why we’re starting early to avoid the hoards of bores. And the on-after, KC Bier Co, is not one of the “Crawldo” stops.

Saturday June 14, 2014
Sunday June 08th 2014, 1:56 pm
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KCH3 #1114 PorchfestKC Hash
When: June 14, 2014
Where: 4427 Bell Kansas City, MO 64111
Time: 12:30pm / Hares out 1pm
Hare: John Kimballs

Wear your finest tutu or kilt to represent KCH3 at PorchfestKC.
The setup: Musicians perform on front porches throughout the West Plaza neighborhood. The trail will take us from porch to porch, listening to a variety of musical styles.

Saturday June 7, 2014
Wednesday June 04th 2014, 12:52 pm
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KCH3 #1112 Get Drunk and Eat Gyros
When: June 7, 2014
Time: 2:30pm / Hares out 3pm
Where: Start at Metcalf South Shopping Center at the Southeast Corner of 95th & Metcalf in Overland Park, KS – South side of Sears
Address: 9701 Metcalf Ave, Overland Park, KS
Hares: PMS
Trail will end with on-after at the St. Dionysis Greek Festival at 8100 W. 95th St.


June 4,5, & 6 2010 – Camp G-Spot
Wednesday June 09th 2010, 8:56 pm
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March 17, 2010 – St. Pats Parade
Thursday March 18th 2010, 1:22 am
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KCH3 QR Code and DataMatrix
Friday January 29th 2010, 1:17 pm
Filed under: Mismanagement

January 30, 2010 – Bloody Sunday Hash
Wednesday January 27th 2010, 9:33 pm
Filed under: Images

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